Hug all the goats!
tastysoup: the-h0lybible: lillyhasatumblr: Oh my lord. omg i kind of do this oops I have a goat. He is very affectionate. Hug a goat if you can.
lamortdemal: twelfthsubwaycar: tell someone you love them today, because life is short. but SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing ICH LIEBE DICH
lol all my coworkers thought Andrew Garfield’s name was James Garfield. like james. garfield. James A. Garfield. The 20th President of the United States
scarletarcana: Prank idea: Don a neon green morph suit and break into a news studio. Harass the weatherman. Nobody at home will know why he’s freaking out.