February 2012
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I’m not really religious buttttt I always partake in Lent and such. I don’t know why. probably because I’ve grown up doing it and my parents have always done it and whatevzzz
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does anyone know of a site to get really crazy...
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So I unlocked my twitter. You should follow me →
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the apartment I'm looking at has the same bedding...
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it would be cool if i could pay my bill.
SO GET YOUR FUCKING WEBSITE WORKING
I'm going to bash my head against a brick wall.
Is it may yet.
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Haven’t been to my apartment all week, roommate texts me to see where I am. To ask about my brother. I don’t know I’m too busy being dead in a ditch and having you completely unconcerned about my wellbeing and whereabouts. Thanks.
sammysstuff:
Matt Berry, Chris O’Dowd, Noel Fielding all added to Secret Policeman’s Ball line-up in New York!!
soulsister101:
marvelousmatt:
For the first time in its 50-year history, the Secret Policeman’s Ball for Amnesty International will be held here in the U.S. at Radio City Music Hall in NYC. Damn shame. Most of my favorite people including the Man himself on American...
i told my dad i want a face cake for my birthday
he told me no cos he’s gonna get me a pretty cake
so i showed him my ass
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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
I miss summertime :c
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