Richard Ayoade on 50 Shades of Grey trailer
2 minutes ago · July 24, 2014 · 1,166 notes
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#OITNB
whitehouse:

This week, President Obama signed an Executive Order that prohibits federal contractors from discriminating against their employees on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity.
On Friday, join a conversation on the new Executive Order and steps the President has taken to expand opportunity for the LGBT community. Valerie Jarrett, Senior Advisor to the President, will host for a Tumblr Q&A this Friday, July 25 at 1pm ET.
Right now, you can ask your questions here on the White House Tumblr, and Valerie Jarrett will answer a bunch on Friday, July 25 at 1pm ET.

whitehouse:

This week, President Obama signed an Executive Order that prohibits federal contractors from discriminating against their employees on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity.

On Friday, join a conversation on the new Executive Order and steps the President has taken to expand opportunity for the LGBT community. Valerie Jarrett, Senior Advisor to the President, will host for a Tumblr Q&A this Friday, July 25 at 1pm ET.

Right now, you can ask your questions here on the White House Tumblr, and Valerie Jarrett will answer a bunch on Friday, July 25 at 1pm ET.

25 minutes ago · July 24, 2014 · 4,167 notes

I wish I had two dollars so I could get xkit :/

30 minutes ago · July 24, 2014 ·

sarkhaaan:

"Every home has dangerous predators of its own."

Black Widow (2014) - #3

32 minutes ago · July 24, 2014 · 279 notes
thefrogman:

[ video ] [h/t: gifak-net]
33 minutes ago · July 24, 2014 · 1,698 notes

petitsirena:

sticks and stones may break my bones, but language dictates everything from social norms to legislation and it’s indeed often used to bolster violence and oppression sooOo

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sweet-words-of-horror:

attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

Jfc this is great

sweet-words-of-horror:

attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

Jfc this is great

39 minutes ago · July 24, 2014 · 238,873 notes

ex0skeletal:

In case you’re sad here are some buns.

2 hours ago · July 24, 2014 · 74,897 notes
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#the star #omg

lord-kitschener:

“Fiscally conservative but socially liberal” is a hip, trendy way of saying “I still think poor kids are being too grabby with this whole ‘wanting food’ thing, but I also like weed.”

5 hours ago · July 24, 2014 · 37,818 notes

So on top of all my stress this week work scheduled me Sunday which I’m not even supposed to work cos my availability is supposed to say so. So now I work all weekend, get to miss my great grandma and aunt visiting. Then I have Monday off for Gogol and work Tuesday through Friday. I’m so angry I cried about it.

6 hours ago · July 24, 2014 ·
queefilicious:

they are evolving and they know we cant stop them

queefilicious:

they are evolving and they know we cant stop them

6 hours ago · July 24, 2014 · 72,797 notes